


Cooking Ultimate Muscle Style

by Dragonforce143



Category: Ultimate Muscle
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-05-19
Updated: 2010-05-19
Packaged: 2014-01-11 10:07:32
Rating: K
Chapters: 3
Words: 439
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5982424/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1772680/Dragonforce143
Summary: A bunch of Cooking-themed stories I thought of! See what mishaps our fave Chojins get into! P.S. I do not own the characters...Really...I'm thankful for that.





	1. Chapter 1 Hot Chocolate

Chapter 1 Hot Chocolate

"Jaeger mein boy, vould you mind making hot chocolate for us? It is…Getting cold outside." Brocken Jr. said.

"Ja! Right away, mein Herr!" replied the younger German.

"Just get ze big chocolate bar I brought out in the kitchen, put it in ze sauce pan, und heat it."

"Ja, okay Herr Brocken!"

The green-clad Chojin ventured into the kitchen. He unwrapped the chocolate and put it in the sauce pan. He then put the sauce pan on the stove.

"Now how do you turn zhis on?"

Jaeger stared at the stove for a couple of seconds.

"Forget it! I'll use…Red Rain of Pain!"

His right hand glowed red and he dunked it into the pan. Big mistake.

Right at that moment, Brocken Jr. heard an explosion from the kitchen as his student emerged from it. Parts of his face and body were covered with chocolate. The old Legend regretted what he'd done.

"I'm sorry, mein boy. I should've helped you in ze kitchen Now go clean yourself up, ze chocolate might stick to you."

Jaeger obeyed his foster dad and cleaned up the kitchen afterwards.


	2. Chapter 2 Cooking with Mars

Chapter 2 Cooking with Mars

Mars suddenly had the urge to cook for his fellow Generation Ex teammates and the New Generation. Meat and Dik Dik said that they were gonna help Mars, so they went into the kitchen. After a few hours, mars came out of the kitchen , but Dik Dik and Meat didn't. Kid Muscle was very hungry that he couldn't take it anymore. He took a large bite out of the dish that Mars made and said that it was delicious!

"Mmm…Taste like buckmeat!...Oh…And I won't tell Dik Dik about this!"

Mars just chuckled.


	3. Chapter 3 Not Meant for Cooking

Chapter 3 Not Meant for Cooking

Kevin and Checkmate were playing Chess then Kevin said, "Checkamate!...Checkmate."

The Chess set wrestler was just silent. Croe suddenly came running in.

"Comrade-er-Kevin! I need you and Checkmate to cook today's lunch. Robin has something to do and I have to help him."

"Okay Lord Flash! We'll do it!" Kevin said.

"Wonderful I'll be seeing you two later!"

Silence.

"So, what dost thou haveth in mind?" The Chess set wrestler asked the British wrestler.

"What about…Macaroni and Cheese?"

"Sounds good."

Kevin turned on the microwave and popped in the Mac and Cheese. KABOOM!

"Kevin you dolt! Thou art supposed to take it out of the package! What now?"

"I s'ppose…We can go for Chinese take out then!"

Checkmate's eyes stared at Kevin like daggers.


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